FERRET: What are you researching now, Cordelia?
SQUIRREL: I'm determining the LD50 of the Jerry Springer show. Preliminary results show it's about 72 hours.
FERRET: Wait, you're saying half your test subjects DIED after 72 hours of Jerry Springer?
FERRET: You did remember to give them food and water, right?
SQUIRREL: Oops! Now I have to find a whole new batch of test subjects.